Crap Poetry - Don't Bother

Roses are Red
I attack left
Betcha didn't know
I'm fucking Ben Affleck

Weak sauce, but its better than shoehorn appreciation poetry.

Fuck it

Roses are Red
Jesus was a newborn
Betcha didn't know
I fucking love shoehorns

Now I'm spiraling

Roses are crap
so are carnations
the plates are hot
forever in damnation

Now this is plain shit

Roses are smelly
Violets are yucky
my fucking poetry
is super sucky

The Momma

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