Thing 2 eats a hot french fry, yells and frantically swipes squished hot fry off his tongue and onto the wall at A&W.
Thing 2 climbs up my body while I am sitting on the couch and then proceeds to slide down me while yelling "weeeee!"
Thing 2 did not want me to open his water bottle. I close it. He cried. He wants me to open his water bottle. I open it. He cries. I didn't do it right.
Thing 2 rides down the slide on top of children like a burlap sack.
Found a rubber chicken at the store. Thing 2 screams in terror. Found Thing 2's kryptonite.
Thing 2 farts an adult fart. Shocks himself and proceeds to roll around laughing with no sound coming out of his mouth.
Thing 2 violently hugs the cat and places her in his pajama drawer.
Thing 2 weapon of choice: kicking heels of furry
Thing 2 plays on the spinner ride at the playground. Jumps off without warning and is unable to walk in a straight line for a whole minute and promptly walks into the only tree in the vicinity. Laughs it off like a boss.
When Thing 2 does not like something he will warn you with a fake sneeze.
Hugs & Shit
The Momma
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