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It is shit articles like these that make me think I have fallen into a time travel machine and woke up in the 1950s. "10 Things Men Find Unattractive" article (if you can call it an article) is a horribly crafted, sexist, demeaning, unimaginative, dated, judgmental, creepy, submissive, and all around shit message to be spreading the masses. Who are we molding ourselves for again?
I have clarified the writer's message:
1. Makeup
Keep it natural but definitely wear make up. Wear enough that you look amazing but tone it down so he won't kiss a clown. No glittery stuff but stand out. Look sexy but not slutty. Seduction is your only attribute to marry and have a family, don't scare him away. And God forbid never use clumpy mascara!
What it should say: Wear makeup if you like it.
2. Hair
Keep your hair washed but not too washed. Make it look like you want him but not. Too much goop in your hair will make things sticky. If you have sticky unmanageable hair he will be scared of you.
What it should say: Wear your hair how you like it.
3. Shave
Keep that bush trimmed you wild woman. Men associate hair with being a man and they don't want that. Keep your skin smooth and smelling like vanilla all the time. If you smell like vanilla the men will think you bake and men like that. If the men notice you like to preen yourself like a little kitty cat they will want to marry you. Lastly, spend thousands of dollars on special skin-smoothing creams fake doctors in France made from rare fromage melons.
What it should say: Shave if you want to.
4. Mouth
Face it ladies men don't like to look at fuzzy yellow sweaters on your teeth. Good dental hygiene and um... just fork out the cash for veneers or he won't marry you. And always carry cancer inducing gum because bad breath is worse.
What it should say: Good Dental hygiene aids you in your overall health and is a general all around good idea for tooth longevity.
5. Perfume
Only use one spray, it will leaving him wondering what else you have to offer; like if you have an oversized vagina and have filed all your tax returns.
What it should say: Wear perfume if you like it, but keep in mind that men and women alike can have severe allergies to perfume so wearing it sparingly is to the benefit of all who surround you.
6. Alcohol
No one wants to see the woman drunk, how else with the man get home safely from the party? Being a designated driver will land you the role of a life time: The Wife.
What it should say: Don't drink and Drive.
7. Negativity
No one wants to see a woman stand up for herself or complain when it is warranted. You have to keep any sort of needs or wants at bay as men do not like to see that. Show him your upbeat personality with Prozac tucked discretely in your purse.
What it should say: Everyone has their bad days. If you are sad ask for help.
8. Swearing
Men don't like it when women swear especially after he ditches her at the debutante ball. This is a surefire way to land yourself a one-way ticket to Singleville.
What it should say: Swear if you want to.
9. Nagging
Don't nag, he has every right to leave the toilet seat up especially since he paid for it. This also applies to having complete control of the tv changer, letting him leaving all those little shaving hairs around the bathroom, and picking up his socks for him. Afterall, there are things that you do that drive him crazy too!
What it should say: If something annoys you, say it. Resentments lead to depression, poor health, and lowered self-esteem.
10. Needy
Don't be needy but don't be too independent but don't be needy. You need to find that line and ride it all the way to Marriageville.
What it should say: If you feel like you have a need that needs to be filled, express it.
Thank Gord I married a man who loves me for me, my farts, my trucker mouth, my hairs, and my ability to spot bullshit a mile away.
Hugs & Shit
The Momma
Keep
it natural. Men don’t want to go in for a kiss and come out looking
like they just joined the circus. Remember, foundation is supposed to be
invisible to others and blend in with your skin. Stay away from
glittery or shimmering eye makeup and NEVER use clumpy mascara. Minimal
makeup is sexier. - See more at:
http://millenniallifestyle.com/10-things-men-find-unattractive/?utm_source=trending#comment-on-article
Keep
it natural. Men don’t want to go in for a kiss and come out looking
like they just joined the circus. Remember, foundation is supposed to be
invisible to others and blend in with your skin. Stay away from
glittery or shimmering eye makeup and NEVER use clumpy mascara. Minimal
makeup is sexier. - See more at:
http://millenniallifestyle.com/10-things-men-find-unattractive/?utm_source=trending#comment-on-article
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