Quiz Time! Which Family Member are You most like?

                                                            It is the 1st and last edition of...
                   "Which Family Member Are You Most Like?!"
                                                       Keep Track of your choices! Or not.

Question #1
If you could have one toy for the rest of your life which would you pick?
A) Kiddie Pool
B) Marble Race
C) Lego
D) A large new appliance box
E) Scary 1970s lawn darts

Question #2
If you could have one food for the rest of your life what food would that be?
A) Cheese Pizza
B) Rice with Feta Cheese
C) Steak
D) Yogurt
E) Roasted Turkey Neck

Question #3
If you had to choose a nickname, which one would you pick?
A) Fudgie
B) Mr. Monkey Muffin-Butt
C) The Squatch
D) The Beast
E) Major Cactus Cuddles

Question #4
If you could meet one of the following people, who would you pick?
A) Jimmy Fallon
B) Santa Claus
C) Gordon Ramsey
D) Boo from Monsters Inc.
E) Nicholas Cage

Question #5
If you could travel anywhere, cost and time not an issue, where would you go?
A) Iceland
B) London England
C) Belize
D) Disneyland
E) Des Moines Iowa

Question #6
If you could rename yourself what name would you pick?
A) Anne
B) Thomas
C) Walter
D) Fox
E) Adolph

Question #7
If you had to pick a new favorite non-swear word statement, which would you pick?
A)  Oh go to heaven!
B) Oh Bolowitz!
C) Oh wiener tower!
D) Oh HEY!
E) Oh turkey tits!

Question #8
Choose what best describes you, noted below:
A) Extroverted, bubbly, happy
B) Introverted, serious, intelligent
C) Introverted, analytical, loyal
D) Extroverted, crazy and fly by the seat of your pants
E) Melancholy, sarcastic and a rager

Question #9
What would you most likely do on a lazy Sunday afternoon?
A) Nap
B) Work on your hobby in super depth and concentration
C) Rearrange the cupboards for fun and bragging rights
D) Be on a constant quest for food but are very disappointed when you cannot find what you want
E) Taxidermy

Question #10
If you HAD to grow a fruit in your garden which one would you choose?
A) Oranges
B) Bananas
C) Kiwis because they look like the balls of a monkey
D) Apples
E) Durian

Tally up your scores and see whatcha got!

Mostly A's
You are The Momma. You are happy go lucky, weird and full of surprises. Oh and you don't like sand. You have a soft spot for llamas and manatees. Your Pavlovian response to whining is to go to your happy place.

Mostly B's
You are Thing 1. You are a most serious person but have a really funny streak when you get to know me. You like trains, schedules and all plans laid out at least 1 week in advance, signed and copied in triplicate. Your Pavlovian response to The Momma singing is to yell, "Momma Stop Singing!"

Mostly C's
You are The Hubs. You are analytical, loyal and have a soft spot for cats. You have strong opinions but are great at listening to others. Your Pavlovian response to the Song "Life is a Highway" by Tom Cochran is to yell "Bargain Bin Tom!" so everyone can hear you.

Mostly D's
You are Thing 2. You are a bundle of energy. You have no regard for people's personal space. You like to instigate fights, throw heavy objects and speak in tongues. But you are very cute and give great hugs.

Mostly E's
You do not belong in this family. I don't know who you are. You must be Satan.

Thank you for taking the quiz! And thank you for letting me waste your time.