This just in...
Thing 2 went running top-speed down the cement path today when he folded like a lawn chair and his head hit the cement causing a golf ball-sized goose egg on his forehead. No concussion but the complete aftermath is yet to be foreseen.
Thing 2 turned 5 on June 25th. However, since Thing 1 insists he turned 6, next year is going to be rough year.
Today was take the bus Friday. It was another epic day on the bus front. Then Things and momma took the C36 moving in from the East taking us at approximately 60 kilometers an hour to the West prompting Thing 1 to loudly yell, "We are going too fast!" Following the C36 gust we climbed aboard the 160 which moved us swiftly to the West without further incidence.
Today, at the Brown mall, the main elevator in the central court was closed down causing major stroller, senior and wheelchair congestion in the Sears. Some say the elevator breakdown was on purpose, driving in many customers to the Sears for their semi-annual sale. All conspiracies were debunked when the elevator repair people showed to get to the root of the problem..
In the latest news Thing 2 insists that an empty dvd case is a new an innovative way to store food items. The momma stopped the food trappings which lead to a wow butter and jam sandwich massacre. The momma then spent 20 minutes cleaning up the aftermath to which Thing 2 thought it would be a great opportunity to lick up the remaining food off the floor.
Lastly, in other news, the husband decided to fart on the children causing rage and chaos in the Catt-Cam household. Not only were the children crying but the momma yelled out creative nonsensical expletives in order to deal with her bubbling rage. The husband said, and I quote, "What happened to fartblanche?" to which the momma replied, "You can fart but not when it smells like yak-bacon with a side of hot garbage soup!" This situation has deescalated and peace talks are in the works.
This has been the nightly Catt Cam news, stay fresh smelling Canada
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