So I guess I write. For those who do not know, I write romance stories. <insert heckling here> Yes, it is true, I write about steamy gazes from across the room and create fancy words for the man penis. If I get published one day I will not tell you my pen name, unless of course, you are a closet fan of the lady porn. Now, if you come out of the lady porn closet I might just let you read my draft. You would remain anonymous... ah fuck it come out of the lady porn closet. Be loud and proud of the fact you like smut! Shout it from the roof tops, "I love lady porn!" and I will give you a snippet of my next blockbuster.
Here is a little ditty: (to the tune of bah bah black sheep)
Romance, romance, romance books
How they make you sad about your looks
They make you want to lose some pounds
But you’re so into it you just lie down
Romance, romance, romance men
They hit you with a club and drag you in their den.
Alright you dirty birds have a good BC day long weekend.
Hugs & Shit
The Momma
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