Got up at 8:45 AM, 15 minutes before 1st awesome tutoring kid
No show
Call parent
No response
I hope everyone is ok
Do admin from 9-10 am
wait for next client
no show
hmmm....
Do more admin
Finally 11:15 am client! yay!
Tutor awesome possum kid for an hour
Done
Go upstairs to eat something
attacked by Things
Hubs and Thing 1 are going fishing with Gramps today.
Get Thing 1 dressed
Accidentally clocks me in the nose with cast on his arm
Classic
Get Thing 2 dressed
Kicks me while changing diaper as he wants to be naked and play with his penis
Let Thing 2 play with penis
Give him a minute
look back at Thing 2
He has dreamy eyes
Tell Thing 2 that I am putting on his diaper
Tell Thing 2 stop looking at me with dreamy eyes
Suitably wigged out
Get the hubs and Thing 1 out the door with out Thing 2 noticing
Success
Play with Thing 2
Thing 2 rips off diaper and plays with his penis
Thing 2 promptly pees with a nice big arched stream
Thing 2 plays with fountain and laughs
Momma cleans up pee and leaves Thing 2 naked
Eat some lunch
Waged WW3 with Thing 2 to get diaper back on for a nap
Thing 2 zero - The Momma 1
Nap time
HOLY SHIT I HAVE 2 HOURS
I worked, naturally although a nap was in the cards
Boys came home with their catch
In laws came over for salmon dinner
YUM
Put boys to bed
IN basement working
Again... more lesson plans
No eating tonight! Must fast for diabetes testing
Mandatory 2 years post gestational diabetes testing test
Wish me luck
I want to eat
fack
oh well
maybe I'll go to bed on time tonight
Thing 2 bail count - 4 that I saw
Fig bar count - all accounted for
Humans farting on my lap today - 3
Wars fought and won - 1
Gratefulness - infinity
HUGS and SHIT
The Momma
No words.
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