The other day we went to Jysk as the quest for deck beautification purchases continues! Thing 2 managed to find the coolest walk in wardrobe with a bench and shut the doors and just sat in there. I knocked on the door and he yelled his favorite word... "NO!" Thing 1 and I shopped around the surrounding area as Thing 2 sat in the dark feeling perfectly as peace. Best. Babysitter. Ever. He was pissed when we had to leave. Then he threw himself to the ground. I took one look at him and I said, "Buddy that was so last month." He cocked his head to the side as if he understood. He stood up and walked out like a perfect little gentleman. wow. interesting. I wonder what he thought I said. Parenting, nailed it.
oooo found a second hand mini plug in water fountain today! major score. Our deck beautification is turning into a zen deck of sunshine and happiness. The Things LOVE the waterfall/water wheel cheesy thing. And quite frankly, so do I.
Thing 2 - New thing... must have a toy, paper, pencil, rock or something in his hand at all time when we go out into the world. Today it brought a huge page of stickers and would not share with the other children. There were about 100 stickers on this page. Thing 2 is such a killjoy. He just carried around like a favorite blankey or toy. What a Nut. Ironically he is allergic to nuts.
Thing 2 bail count: 3
Thing 1 bananer count: 2 that I saw
All fig bars accounted for, I hope.
Hugs and Shit
The Momma
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