Good Morning Starshine, the Earth Says Hello!

Woke up to Thing 1 jumping on his bed and Thing 2 laughing at something. Probably at his hand. Gathered them up and took them downstairs. Ran out of fig bars. Things are up in arms. Made some oatmeal instead, whining ensued. Things raccooning in pantry. Said no, go eat your oatmeal. And that's final. Sounding more like a mom each day. planned with Thing 1 the night before, picnic and park. Thing 1 wants to help. So cute and everything will take twice as long with twice the mess. Worth it. #lifeskills Packed up stroller. Thing 2 brings Polar Express DVD case. Sure. Thing 1 brings the can opener. Why? I don't know. He said it would help for the picnic. sure. Walk through the complex. Saw Thing 1's crush. The crush says Hi, Thing 1 turns away and blushes. 4 year old love lives are complicated. Went to the park. Set up blanket. Things are ravenous even though I just fed them 45 minutes prior. Thing 2 manages to open yogurt, first time so proud. I did not take the foil top in time. Thing 2 pats it on my leg, yogurt down. Sweet. (literally and figuratively) Thing 2 takes one bite and then leaves it. Classic. Thing 1 looking through the cooler bag trying to find something he can open. He tries the applesauce. Futile. Try to explain that there is nothing he can open with it. Annoyed with me. Boys eat and go to park. Thing 1 skittish, Thing 2 daredevil. Thing 2 scaring the crap out of all the adults in the park with his insane 2 year old parkour skills. People fretting. I get stressed from adults not Thing 2. Thing 2 is solid. Leave park, go for a walk. Play at the outdoor gym. Find the spinny things. Thing 2 sits on them. We spin him. Then he walks. Thing 2 bails. Laughing ensues. New game. So Awesome. Play on the big fake turf soccer field. brought balls. always bring balls. Ran like a crazy person. Thing 2 trips over soccer ball multiple times. Soccer ball bail count 6. Head home. Thing 1's crush back inside. Thing 1 asks where crush is? Cute. Get home. Thing 2 farts so loud he startled himself. I stood and gave him the slow clap, it was that amazing. Second lunch for the Things. Nap for Thing 2. Thing 2 tries every trick in the book. The smack my face, the throw my body back, the shove his fist in my mouth to gag me, the biting, the pinching the yelling and finally the barking. Momma one - Thing 2 zero. Nailed it. Naptime achieved. Clean house, clean office, balk at laundry. The mountain threatens avalanche. Thing 1 builds a track on the dining room table. Play as it as it lies. Cook funkin butter chicken from almost scratch. Nailed it. Play with Thing 1. Thing 1 wants to watch curious George. Best option yet. Thing 2 wakes from nap. Thing 1 gets random naked. Hubs is home. Asked how day was, I say, "great, actually". Kiss the hubs. Get a yelling at from Thing 1. Hubs and I go full bore. We dance, sing hug and kiss in the kitchen. Thing 1 is enraged. Still don't know the mystery. Thing 1 is an enigma. Thing 2 is fun time boy. Shrugs. Eat at the railroad cafe. Time eating with Thomas doing laps. Salt and pepper for for a ride in the coal cars.  Food kicks ass. Dinner ambiance, incredible. Say goodbye to boys. Off to do Tupperware deliveries. Things are indifferent to me leaving. Kinda sad. meh. Deliveries. Momma is out of the house. Did the first Tupps delivery. Accidentally made out with their dog.  For the record Jack Russells are horrible kissers. Both deliveries done. Stopped by a train. Spotted a Micheal's craft store. Micheal's got me. $30 later. Train gone. Sang in the car. No one to tell me to be quiet. Enjoyed it. Home. Went outside to check out the red full moon. Clouds came barreling in. boo. Now working. Awesome Possum Tutoring and Tupperware stuffs. The life of a stay a home working mom. Amazeballz. I would not trade it for the world. High five the person on your right because life it just that good. Goodnight ya'll. #nofigbarstoaccountfor  I'm so happpppppy. Thing 2 bail count for the day 10.